DA NEW S.H.A.F.T RULES

Rule 1. S.H.A.F.T IS IN CHARGE

Rule 2. S.H.A.F.T IS ULTIMATE

Rule 3. ALL WHO OPPOSE S.H.A.F.T WILL EXPLODE

Rule 4. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH RULES ONE THROUGH 3 PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EAT AS MANY DICKS AS YOU PHYSICALLY CAN BEFORE SUBMITTING TO OUR WILL

Rule 5. ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH RULES ONE THROUGH FOUR IS A BEAST AND DESERVES BLOWJOBS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES (WOMEN GET A TACO ROCK-O)

Rule 6. NO BUTT STUFF UNLESS SACRED AND INUTSU CAN WATCH

Just follow these simple rules and I'm sure we'll have a great time here on the S.H.A.F.T forums!